709! This is our Land

Vaalkaiyile nambe katthekevendiya vishayangal evalovo irukke..Athil siller :

Jokes on life lesson.Damn True especially the last one...hahahah...

Lesson 1:

A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings.

The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs.

When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbour.

Before she says a word, Bob says, 'I'll give you $800 to drop that towel.'

After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob, after a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves.

The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs.

When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, 'Who was that?'

'It was Bob the next door neighbor,' she replies.

'Great,' the husband says, 'did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?'

Moral of the story:

If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure.

Lesson 2:

A priest offered a Nun a lift.

She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg.

The priest nearly had an accident.

After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg.

The nun said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?'

The priest removed his hand. But, changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again.
The nun once again said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?'

The priest apologized 'Sorry sister but the flesh is weak.'

Arriving at the convent, the nun sighed heavily and went on her way.

On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129. It said, 'Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory.'

Moral of the story:
If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great opportunity.

Lesson 3:

A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp.

They rub it and a Genie comes out.
The Genie says, 'I'll give each of you just one wish.'
'Me first! Me first!' says the admin clerk. 'I want to be in the Bahamas , driving a speedboat, without a care in the world.'
Puff! She's gone.

'Me next! Me next!' says the sales rep. 'I want to be in Hawaii , relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and the love of my life.'

Puff! He's gone.

'OK, you're up,' the Genie says to the manager.
The manager says, 'I want those two back in the office after lunch.'

Moral of the story:
Always let your boss have the first say.

Lesson 4 :

An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing.

A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, 'Can I also sit like you and do nothing?'
The eagle answered: 'Sure, why not.'

So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.

Moral of the story:
To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.

Lesson 5:

A turkey was chatting with a bull.

'I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree' sighed the turkey, 'but I haven't got the energy.'
'Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?' replied the bull. They're packed with nutrients.'

The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough str ength to reach the lowest branch of the tree.

The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch.

Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree.

He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree.

Moral of the story:
Bull Shit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there..

Lesson 6:

A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field.

While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him.

As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was.

The dung was actually thawing him out!

He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy.
A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate.

Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.

Morals of the story:
(1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.

(2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your
friend.

(3) And when you're in deep shit, it's best to keep
your mouth shut!

Ciggies Anyone: A Walkthrough

*migrated post frm my previous wordpress blog*

Came to work at 5.00am today and decided to post a new write-up, but was clueless on what to write.....suddenly from nowhere "poof"! came my colleague and said, "macha, i'm goin out for a smoke, neeyum vaariya" - eventhough that fellar knows that i dun smoke! but thats not the point...

An ingenious topic strike to my mind, courtesy to my friend-Lets write about Smoking - Dhum Adikum Palakem:)

Disclaimer:

This post is primarily focussed at young/adolescent smokers.This write up explains the difference between a fact and a myth. If you feel this insight would in any way undermine your belief in smoking, please close it immediately.

Smoking Habit:The real Deal!

One question always lingers in my mind; Why do people smoke, as in smoke cigarette?
-is it the tension/pressure factor i.e "Velai tension macha, Boss tuppi tharre"
-or is the peer pressure/ikut cakap kawan i.e "Adi mache,unnum avathe...joka irukum!sorgatheye pakkalam"
-or is it a trend/style/cuba-cuba i.e Kaingels= "Enna mike, dhum adikellena tadak gempaklaaa"

Whatever the reason being now but the end result is surely 99% R.I.P - Period!

Fact Sheet

Worldwide, between 80,000 and 100,000 kids start smoking every day. Approximately one quarter of children alive in the Western Pacific Region* will die from smoking. Smoking related diseases kill one in 10 adults globally, or cause four million deaths.By 2030, if current trend continues, smoking will kill one in six people. Savadi!

Smoking is on the rise in the developing world but falling in developed nations. WHY? because people in developed nations are more educated, better informed and health conscious; but the most importantly they understand that if they don't stop now, they are in deep shit.

Smoking Essential: Cigarette

Cigarette is French for small cigar, where -ette is the feminine diminutive ending.

'Cigarette is a product consumed through smoking and manufactured out of cured and finely cut tobacco leaves and reconstituted tobacco, combined with other additives, then rolled or stuffed into a paper-wrapped cylinder (generally less than 120 mm in length and 10 mm in diameter). The cigarette is ignited at one end and allowed to smoulder for the purpose of inhalation of its smoke from the other (usually filtered) end, which is inserted in the mouth. The term cigarette, as commonly used, refers to a tobacco cigarette but can apply to similar devices containing other herbs, such as cannabis.'- Source:Wikipedia

It is also known as ciggies,batang etc in certain quarters of makkals amongst us. hehehe:)

Cigarettes are proven to be highly addictive, as well as a cause of multiple types of cancer, heart & respiratory diseases,circulatory disease and birth defects (which include mental and physical disability). The reason cigarettes being so lethal is because it contains nicotine, an addictive stimulant which is toxic. They deliver smoke to the lungs immediately and produce a rapid psychoactive effect. "Mothe sorgam theriyure mathiri irukum, apperom sorgathiliye irupinggo nejemmave"

Focus Matter : Youths

It is very disturbing to see young teens (aged 12 to 18 ) whom about one in five smokes worldwide. Estimated there between 80,000 and 100,000 children worldwide start smoking every day - roughly half of whom live in ASIA. Evidence shows that around 50% of those who start smoking in adolescent years go on to smoke for 15 to 20 years. In Malaysia, everyday about 45 to 50 teenagers below the age of 18 start smoking and 30% are adolescent boys whom are within the 12 to 18 years old. Peer reviewed studies show teenagers are heavily influenced by tobacco advertising. Tobacco companies are among top 10 advertisers in Cambodia, Philippines, Indonesia, MALAYSIA and Myanmar. Its time to stop the fcukin ads!

Now, focusing on our Indian makke's~ Refer scenario:
"A young indian boy (age between 13-18 ) with the school attire still on, goes to "kedai runcit or mamak shop" buys a batang and lits it up just in front of you. At that time, i feel like just want to slap the kid! but cant~ "ketekka 'cool'e pulle ne vanunge"

Yeah, i can hear some of you cursing me after reading this but wtf do i care,I'm relaying this message as my piece of mind...again i dun givva damn! But then again, I'm not against those who smoke's, Hell- most of my friend's do, I'm just against those immature young teens who are addicted to a habit that they don't know the consequences! I repeat again YOUNG TEENS.

The Health

Smoking is the largest preventable cause of disease and premature health. It is the prime factor in heart disease,stroke and chronic lung disease.It is also main cause for the lungs,larynx(dunno what the heck is this),esophagus,mouth, bladder and list goes on..."simpla sonna -kuti kalicha parrunge whole body bungkus than"

Another lethal cause of smoking is Erectile Dysfunction or impotence (in BM is Mati Pucuk) - is the inability to to achieve and maintain an erection sufficient for satisfactory sexual performance. "pocha, vaalkaiye aambel"

So, remember every puff you take now will make you regret later BIG time! :)

Arrivederci!

Sources: Wikipedia,Ministry of Health,Malaysia and WHO

Hello World…

ahh my first blog! AT LAST!
Initially hated blogging because I don’t like promoting whatever i do in my life publicly…
but nevertheless i came to a point blogs can be used as a tool to spread info’s and news…
and so after reading some of straight-edge blogs from cool blogger brothers & sisters….
here i am….

This is just the BEGINNING…..ending nobody knows